How long do you think it would take a cat to eat an entire human body?

Say a smallish adult cat and an average sized human female.

Just hypothetically, of course.

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rottenrobi · 56-60, F

Cats dont want to work this hard to eat, and by the time they get hungry enough to put in the work, the body would not be fresh, thus another road block for said feline.
So I'm thinking you might need to, lock the cat up for an hour, and bring in a gator for efficiency.