Eating my hair at 4am. Never in my life would I have envisioned an alarm like that.

I've had many cats, but never one which has torn up my leather furniture like one of the ones I have now. I've tried everything to get him to use scratching posts, and I have scratching pads around the house. I've tried the sprays, and they don't work. But I won't declaw him. That's mutilation, and it's cruel.

After he dies, I'll have to get new furniture.

He's an emotional terrorist and meows loudly for treats, like someone is trying to murder him. If that doesn't work, he claws the sofa.

When my cat corrects my grammar mistakes 🙁

When the black cat chews my hair, and is generally aggressively affectionate when I need space. When the dog manages her anal glans 🤢. When orange cat obsesses over things with ribbon.

Barking incessantly at absolutely nothing when he was healthier . I think he just liked the sound of his voice

My cat demands food and treats loudly. My dog thinks anytime I roll over in my sleep I’m actually getting up and starts licking my hands and face 😂

When J-Hound slings his tire at me, knowing full well I’m not paying attention.

When my cats barf or have an accident on the rug

Toss up between fussing with each other late evening and they sound like a bunch of raccoons when they do it and Sweet Pea likes to bang on the cage as though she is trying to tear a bar out.

She wakes me up too early sometimes. 😼

He did alot of damage here. Gosh i wish he'd come home again

Gets into everything

My dog has this thing for barking too much

She loves everybody, which she demonstrates by jumping onto them and bugging them for attention

Pooing on the floor

They are dead