I have a Question for dog owners! Do you sing to your dog? I occasionally do, let me explain.

There I sit in my chair in the Livingroom after SW chats and eating dinner. I have given my lovely Rottweiler treats and scraps from the dinner. He walks over and lays at my feet, so I lean sideways so as to scratch his belly and back while he lays there and gasses me to near death! I jump up screaming, "what the hell dude", "Let's go outside before you shit the house up", "GO"!

Then the singing mode kicks in once he has been outside and back in, when the urge to gas him back comes over me, "Oh, come here good boy and let me give you my after-dinner joy" Blartttttttttttttttt, and he only looks back at me lovingly like we just have a moment together. Damn dog! LOL

Just asking if other dog owners sing and plot revenge upon their best friends.