Your friend calls and says:

Great, I'll bring my cat.

"Nice knowin' ya!" 👋🏃🏼‍➡
Rats are about the only critter I don't like. The constant trail of piss just makes my skin crawl. 😖

Cool

"Your kids aren't THAT bad"...

I'll bring my 7 cats.

Friendship says yes to coffee.

Cabnet stock swindle odds , in terms of abusable psychotropics in the med line determines the five rats.

I think the Parm delivers on the first...🤔

Sounds like a plan Ill bring my trouser ferret

Do you have Half and Half or should I bring that too?

I’d be like no thanks.. I’ve already met the rest of your family

Why not?

Sorry im busy for the next 5 years

Deal breaker.

a rats ass you'll ever see me

Hmmmmmm
My friends wouldn't ask me to bring coffee or anything
I would offer to bring something stronger

I'm down

Impossible! No rats here!!

Nah