Georgia thinks I don’t visit her because I don’t like her. The truth is I’m terrified of her pet bird which is always flying around and attacking me.

I use to have a friend that had over 20 little dog's. There was this one he would bite at my legs every time I went over. So one day I pointed my finger at him and told him if he didn't stop biting at my legs I would remove his balls. Omg he was the nicest dog to me for months after I told him that. Then one day he started again. I told him to kiss his balls goodbye. I set up a vet appointment for him and got him fixed. That dog never knew it was my friend mom that wanted him fix not me.