Georgia thinks I don’t visit her because I don’t like her. The truth is I’m terrified of her pet bird which is always flying around and attacking me.

How can you have a problem with seagulls on a beach, but be okay with another evil bird attacking your hair and feet in your own house?!

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smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F

I use to have a friend that had over 20 little dog's. There was this one he would bite at my legs every time I went over. So one day I pointed my finger at him and told him if he didn't stop biting at my legs I would remove his balls. Omg he was the nicest dog to me for months after I told him that. Then one day he started again. I told him to kiss his balls goodbye. I set up a vet appointment for him and got him fixed. That dog never knew it was my friend mom that wanted him fix not me.

Teslin · M

Yes, I agree !! Cage that thing up when visitors are around.
Or, you could "accidentally" allow it to fly out the door 🤷‍♂🤦‍♂

UBotMate

Yeah, I'm with you. Cage that thing while you have guests. I don't even like being around balloons, let alone demented winged creatures 👀

itsok · 31-35, F

attacked and abused

Sojournersoul · M

@itsok glad the bird didn’t poop on your eye. 🤣

itsok · 31-35, F

@Sojournersoul none of my birds have ever pooped on me

Sojournersoul · M

@itsok good. Not sure I would be as brave as you.

Dolimyte · 41-45, M

People with pets that don't respect personal space are so annoying. What kind of bird is it?

Morvoren · F

@Dolimyte Like a parrot in size but it’s white and perpetually angry.

Dolimyte · 41-45, M

@Morvoren a cockatoo?

Like all parrots, it's important to socialize them properly at a young age. Sounds like that didn't happen. They often see their owner as their mate and can become quite jealous and act out as well.