Would you keep rhinoceroses in the kitchen just to baffle the neighbours?

Yes I would. But the neighbors can't see my kitchen, unfortunately 😕
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My kitchen is probably not big enough for a singular rhino,let alone plural rhinos!

Wouldn't EVERYONE?

No. My home is not large enough for their boisterousness. Their energy. They sre large, magnificent creatures. Thank heaven they do not fling their elbows about!

No.
But I kept some of my neighbours in my backyard and have to say that rhinoceroses were not THAT impressed.

No, but the giant crossbow made from leaf springs had them a bit terrified...🤓

Be more baffeling to put them in their kitchen😁

I would, but there's no room with the elephants that are already in there.

I think one would be sufficient.

I don't know if it would get along with my giraffe.

Sure, as long as he can learn to use the toaster

Na, back yard to get rid of the natural yard critters

I’d have one in each room

Don’t be silly! Aardvarks go in the kitchen, rhinoceroses in the bathroom 🙄

You know what a herd of rhinos are called?

I keep some horns in the nightstand.