Do you contradict yourself sometimes?

That's picture is not contradicting, he's simply admit he's a male with long hair and boobs

Yes - No - Maybe

she needs a hug and some therapy

I do contradict myself sometimes, but I never contradict myself.

I never contradict myself, except for all the times that I do

I always condradict myself sometimes.

Sometimes but almost never

definitely maybe

It's a hobby I have.

Yes
No

No

Yes

Shush, you.

Don't be silly