I know I’m awkward, but I don’t think I’m the bad kind of awkward. I feel like my awkwardness is entertaining not uncomfortable

*me at my manager today* I just got done walking in on the new girl in the bathroom, can I go home?

Manager: You. Did. Not. lol

Me: I did lol so can I go home?

Manager: was she doing drugs?

Me: It did smell kinda like weed in there but that’s not the point. I don’t want to see her face.

Manager: *shaking his head and laughing at me*