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If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"

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UndeadSona · F

hmmm possibly ....
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@UndeadSona
Wtf 😭😩
itsok · 31-35, F
It’s almost shark week! I’ll start sharpening my teeth
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@itsok
I'm turned on but what is that red thing? 😩
itsok · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle that’s my sunburn
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@itsok
Hmmm yea sureeee 😑
Hmmm, that's probably good advice!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Hinckley
Thank you sir
@mindstruggle you're welcome
TheBatQueen · 22-25, F
Go with a lasting impression
YoMomma ·
I heard they have really rough hard sharp skin tho
bookerdana · M


I'm biting cows🐄
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@bookerdana
It's more dangerous.
bookerdana · M
@mindstruggle Like Mad Cow Disease😰 At least with a shark it over fast
I highly doubt sharks know what “lol” means.
Rest of the post is solid 👍
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Ghostinthemachine
Trust me, they know.
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
If a shark comes at me I'm lighting it up like a Christmas tree with punches, stubby lil fins can't box with me
theweekdy · 22-25, M
No but what if I can bite harder and the tables turn
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@theweekdy
To the shark
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle the shark swam away though
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@theweekdy
Maybe not hungry anymore
Fishy · 36-40, F
It's a proven fact that the shark will blush and then let you go as it moans
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Fishy
Glad we made it clear. 🫡
GemApelJeff · 46-50, M
Take that shark DOWN!!!
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
What happens if a zombie bites a shark?
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Captainjackass
They'd ask for brainz
WateryLasagna · 56-60, M
That's not what Batman did when he was under the Helicopter
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@GuiltyBiStander
I'm not sure if I'm bothered with the teeth or the tongue.
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle

Don't worry, Sharky likes you.

He's just a little awkward at first .
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@GuiltyBiStander
At least Sharky likes me 😩
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
WateryLasagna · 56-60, M
@mindstruggle
that scary face on the green blob with the black features

looks like some creepy 1970s French magazine like stuff
or New York graphic designers saying this is weirder than Esquire
empanadas · 31-35, M
Thats why i need to be made out of chewable diapers

 
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