May I call you Pubert?

I’d prefer you call me by my given name, Chlamydia Jones.

Ive been called worse

👀

Call me whatever you want. Just call me

I remember and that will be a living witness to automated processing

Ehh rather not babe 😅

You can call me Maurice 'cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love.

I told you a thousand times it’s Sherbert

That name makes us all think of something you know. What’s your angle here? 👀

What makes me look like one?

No, call me Nobbert McShlong 😌

Funny, but no!

Sure why not its shorter then my name Pontiac Parisienne

Yeah you can even call me by my nickname pube!

No
You can call me Ray, you can call me Jay, you can call me Johnny, you can call me Junior... but you doesn't have to call me Johnson

Pubert E.

Must you ? 😜

How about Huw Judge Will E

It's a family name

As in Pub-er-tee?

Oh hell no

No!