Seriously though

Their first suggestion was Operation Pewpew but their top military advisor, Jared Kushner, advised against it. He suggested Operation Vastly Unqualified. To be safe they ran a competition at the local primary school and Operation Epic Fury won 👏

I think they chatgpt.

Because they couldn't even do that right

"Epic" and "fury" are not in Trump's limited vocabulary. His suggestion was "My Very Beautiful War."

Remember that they're twelve years old.

Prison can't come quick enough for them :(

Well they have the mentality of 5 year olds so it fits.