I’m beginning to realize my 9th grade science teacher was an idiot 😂
He was once said there are more people alive today than ever lived in history.
Wrong…well over 11x the current number have died in the history of our species, and less than half the current population were around when he said that.
He once said that one billion seconds ago, Jesus was still walking the earth.
One billion seconds is about 31.7 years.
He once explained how dangerous dry ice in alcohol in a sealed bottle could be, and then took the class outside to see it in action.
The resulting pressure explosion caused minor injuries to himself and three other students.
He once left a laser pointed at a paper towel roll turned on overnight,, and excitedly showed us where it burned through 5 layers by morning.
I still wonder if he ever consider he could have burned the school down.
He once filled a balloon with hydrogen and demonstrated its potential power by holding a lighter up to it.
His eyebrows finally fully grew back a couple months later.
He once told us he had worked for the highway department picking up roadkill. I think this was a better use of his time 😂
Wrong…well over 11x the current number have died in the history of our species, and less than half the current population were around when he said that.
He once said that one billion seconds ago, Jesus was still walking the earth.
One billion seconds is about 31.7 years.
He once explained how dangerous dry ice in alcohol in a sealed bottle could be, and then took the class outside to see it in action.
The resulting pressure explosion caused minor injuries to himself and three other students.
He once left a laser pointed at a paper towel roll turned on overnight,, and excitedly showed us where it burned through 5 layers by morning.
I still wonder if he ever consider he could have burned the school down.
He once filled a balloon with hydrogen and demonstrated its potential power by holding a lighter up to it.
His eyebrows finally fully grew back a couple months later.
He once told us he had worked for the highway department picking up roadkill. I think this was a better use of his time 😂
