Come over uninvited, turn my tv on & make yaself at home. No problem.

Thank you, you're so kind, I'll be right there...

My dad use to have one buddy, we'd get home to the lights and TV on, he'd go right on in when no one was there

I love people like that

About to be a party. 😂

Any beer in the fridge??

The immediate family is one thing, but others is pushing it.

Sits at your dinner table 🍽

Not nice

Where’s the chips?

Nasty feet on the coffee table, hogging the WiFi, belching and f4rting, spilling his drink on the carpet, clogging up the toilet, raiding the fridge, cussing out your neighbors, going through your private paperwork, laughing when he finds your toy stash,

All the things a good house guest does.

Ima do that, and eat your food too.

I can't sit people I just can't.
I just go to the toilet and lock myself. When they feel like to piss they need to go to their own home.

*Crawls into your bed*

Ass.