Come over uninvited, turn my tv on & make yaself at home. No problem.

Nasty feet on the coffee table, hogging the WiFi, belching and f4rting, spilling his drink on the carpet, clogging up the toilet, raiding the fridge, cussing out your neighbors, going through your private paperwork, laughing when he finds your toy stash,

All the things a good house guest does.