Hi I'm new. I'm so cute. I'm so pretty. I'm so special. My boobies are so big.

When I was new, I was just cute at best. Granted I screamed and cried a lot and didn't do much besides eat, sleep and poop. and I was SO short!

This is "I'm so cute." what got me chased the conversation ..❤

My thang be thangin' 😌

Who?

Good lord

prove it!

This is where I stopped reading. 😬

I'm glad my mother cured me of that shit before I ever found anything I liked about myself...

Lol…… your subtlety is always a delight. 😂

Does it help that my boobies are hairier

I don’t have big boobs. 😂😂😂

They are simping like -

Hardy hu hu har how! Gyolly George, look at those big boobies! She shore is purdy, I bet she wanna talk to me!

They see a name on a screen and are instantly ready for a long term commitment.

Dont be hatin

IKR??? 🤣 🤮

Hashahahhahaha thats wild