"YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED"

I met Mr. Jones when he set up a little card table in the parking lot near the rec center to peddle DVD's of his Bohemian Grove footage. We didn't hit it off. I was trying to talk him in to giving me a free copy 'cause I'm an underground media personality as well and my personal affiliations with the place and blah blah blah but no way was he going for it. I think I called him a muppet.

He was just as much of a sourpuss off camera as one might imagine.
I do find his soundbites hilarious-in small doses.

Wait, he [b]apologized[/b] at some point ? Because he sure didn’t [b]seem[/b] sorry—until it [b]cost[/b] him.

Conservatives are obsessed with playing the victim.

I guess he got his 10 seconds of fame. 🤦‍♂️

The world should be done letting Alex Jones continue to breathe.

Bury this cretin in concrete and tell his followers he is still alive, just living on Mars now.