I'd like to take you to see a shrink for our first date

It shows you care! Make sure the couch is leather please. 🤭

If I shrink anymore I’ll be buying clothes in the preschool section

How did you know the name of my bartender?

My question is do i need to be in your appointment with you or am i waiting outside?

Probably quicker and cheaper to date a shrink than make an appointment 😜

Ohhh, you’re spendin the big bucks

is it air conditioned?

I already have shrink. 😬

Hopefully I do not have to drop my drawers like they make me do at the dentist. He keeps saying something about needing to drill my cavities.

Is it cause I is massive? 🕺

What will they really be shrinking?

As long as you're paying the bills, romantic or not can wait.

lol. that's sound like fun. I'll pretend to be insane, lol.

will it be a threesome😀

lol