If a girl is sitting alone on a bench, is she single?

@Mooed78 i know... I'm thinking too deeply lol

@Convivial thanks for BA

@Convivial that was too funny

@BiasForAction 🤫

@sarabee1995 the earpiece gave you away—that and you’ve never sat still in the last decade

@BiasForAction True. Sitting still is not in my skillset. Even when at my desk, I'm standing up. 🤷‍♀️

@deadgerbil you wish

@HannibalAteMeOut I never knew this…this is perhaps why I am not remarried.

@SW-User you learn something new every day

@SW-User pls no 😂

@SW-User alone?

@SW-User I must admit that that never occurred to me.

@Dan193 I put 3 lol

@JuniperEmz thats a good rate, thanks

@JuniperEmz Exactly! And women are "allowed" to go places on their own these days.......🙄 (Well, in most countries)

@Carissimi that was too definitive imo, I needed to find out the likelihood of it, you know

@Dan193 I am better. Not completely but not like I was that evening. You are welcome. ♥️

@Luckylu yeah it's like building a brick wall, brick by brick, you'll get there, we all will. ❤️🌹

@Dan193 I have enough walls in my life though, would rather… well… it would take someone special…

@MorbidCynic what train, what are u talking about 🙎‍♂️

@Dan193 don’t be unnecessarily condescending.

@MorbidCynic Im just joking 🌹

@revenant I knew it ! I jist needed confirmation.

@Dan193 my crystal ball says so too 😊

@revenant Ty♡ and to your crystal ball too

@Mooed78 I like sitting on benches on my own and I'm married. 😉

@Dan193 I will explain why. Even if a girl is single, there's no way she isn't talking to at least 1 or more guys at once. Single men and single women both do this, so even if a woman is single, she isn't ever truly alone.

@IWasCallingYaLarry Hm makes sense

@Dan193 Yeah. It's just something I realized growing up these past few years where I really grew up. Even women who I knew were single, they always had guys around them, their "male orbiters" if you will. With us men, it isn't as easy for us to have something like that, we don't have that luxury, unless you're 6 feet tall and have a 6 pack, etc.

@SomeMichGuy ok dont answer

@Dan193 It's not a serious question.

For someone of the age group associated with your account, it's an incredibly...bad...question.

To illustrate, I'll recast it with the same underlying model of how "proximity to anyone" implies "relationship":

"If two people are sitting on the same bench, does that mean that they having sex?"

Doesn't sound like a serious question, does it?

@Nitedoc you tested it?

@Dan193 Many times. She's either single or "single at the moment" in my experience.

@HannahSky what should I do instead

@Dan193 leave her alone

@deadgerbil wow look at you formulating such an intelligent answer 🥔🙄

@jshm2 thats a bit overjudgemental dont u think?