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now i've heard them all....

one of my guys went to dallas for the weekend. he got back yesterday evening. texts me this morning and says he can't come in to work because he's feeling the effects of jet lag...c'mon man! dallas is only 2 hours ahead of us. come up with something better than that buddy 馃う
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OlderSometimesWiser 路 F
If he ever goes to Europe, once he gets back you鈥檒l never see him again.
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
@beermeplease I went to China, that was pretty brutal.
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beermeplease 路 M
@Jeephikelove @JimboSaturn last time i went to europe it kicked the hell out of me
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
@beermeplease Yes, I was definitely cognitively impaired when I got there. lol
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Starcrossed 路 41-45, F
He can't even say it's a case of the Mondays, it's Tuesday man buck up buttercup.
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NativePortlander1970 路
@beermeplease That was a nasty time 30 years ago
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beermeplease 路 M
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NativePortlander1970 路
@beermeplease I'm actually surprised crack in the box survived as a chain after all the lawsuits.
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Lilymoon 路 F
You're lucky you have Texas and California so close. We have New York 馃槢
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Lilymoon 路 F
@beermeplease I would love to travel to the eastern provinces....furthest east I got was Montreal
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beermeplease 路 M
@Lilymoon we did qc,pei,ns,nb as a camping trip when i was a kid with our camperized van. me and brother had to sleep in tent though...fun trip
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Lilymoon 路 F
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Jeephikelove 路 46-50, F
Man he must take the day off after the time change to eh? Lol
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
@Jeephikelove Those people who complain how screwed up the get from a one hour time change puzzle me.
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Harmonium1923 路 51-55, M
Man up!
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
One guy at my work took the day off because he didn't have a good night sleep, he didn't feel 100%.
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beermeplease 路 M
@JimboSaturn lol.....that's me every day 馃ぃ
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
@beermeplease Ya me too!
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
LOl, that's absurd, 2 hours is nothng.
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Jeephikelove 路 46-50, F
What a wuss! Pfft!
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beermeplease 路 M
@Jeephikelove tell me about it.... i told the guys when i came in this morning...they're gonna give him a good ribbing tomorrow 馃ぃ
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LilPrincess 路 41-45, F
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TheLordOfHell 路 41-45
Someone wants a dock in pay
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Hanginginthere 路 31-35, M
more excuses for your workers huh? like I said last time I would have given him a verbal thrashing
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NativePortlander1970 路
He refuses to admit he got plastered on the plane and now has a nasty hangover.
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beermeplease 路 M
@NativePortlander1970 lol...he's not a big drinker. my guess is he knew what task was ahead of him today and didn't want to do it. he's thinking one of the other guys will finish it off....nope i purposely left that task for him when he comes in tomorrow 馃ぃ
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NativePortlander1970 路
@beermeplease The best punishment
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NativePortlander1970 路
@beermeplease I remember when I was in food service and retail management, whenever an employee tried getting out of their sidework I put them on custodial duty.
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