now i've heard them all....

one of my guys went to dallas for the weekend. he got back yesterday evening. texts me this morning and says he can't come in to work because he's feeling the effects of jet lag...c'mon man! dallas is only 2 hours ahead of us. come up with something better than that buddy 🤦

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NativePortlander1970

He refuses to admit he got plastered on the plane and now has a nasty hangover.

beermeplease · M

@NativePortlander1970 lol...he's not a big drinker. my guess is he knew what task was ahead of him today and didn't want to do it. he's thinking one of the other guys will finish it off....nope i purposely left that task for him when he comes in tomorrow 🤣

NativePortlander1970

@beermeplease The best punishment

NativePortlander1970

@beermeplease I remember when I was in food service and retail management, whenever an employee tried getting out of their sidework I put them on custodial duty.