This has gotta be why Summer Moon is never going to reach Starbucks status. Wtf is even this...

Matt85 · 36-40, M

Looks like a pretty reasonable menu?

It'll be your standard coffees, with maybe a slight twist.

"Moon" in menu titles is really just a branding strategy.

RedGrizzly · 26-30, F

I'll take the blood moon latte with super moon juice in on the 30th day of the month in the lunar cycle. Thankkkkk youuuu

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

WHAT IS OAK ROASTED COFFEE THAT'S NOT HOW COFFEE ROASTING WORKS

I want a three quarter eclipse moon latte

Quimliqer · 70-79, M

Good analogy!!

HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M

I clicked this post hoping to see a picture of your pretty face.. But as always i will remind you God loves you and thats all that matters..♥️♥️♥️

JSmith75 · 46-50, M

At least they didn't have a full moon latte

Looks more like a school lesson of word combinations. Class, can anyone think of another possible coffee?

SW-User

I don’t even know what Summer Moon is

This has gotta be why Summer Moon is never going to reach Starbucks status. Wtf is even this menu even