If aliens abducted you, what would they return you for?

Probably so I could pick up my stash and my Deep Purple 8 track tape.
I grow pot that is out of this world and if I add some Deep Purple we would go space trucking round the stars. Cheers!

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Beer

Laughing

Talking too much

A full refund

Past expiry date.

"Moaned when we probed him, it was uncomfortable."

No refunds or returns

Probably a glazed donut 🍩
And I couldn’t blame them

Fooling with the controls.

Terrible singing

probably half a booklet of greenstamps.

Using WAY too many tissues! 🤣🤣🤣 Cost prohibitive!

I’m worth at least a 3rd round draft pick

clearly, it would be for frozen yogurt

Demanding all the probulating they have

I could probably gross them out.

They wouldn't. They'd make me their Queen/Empress, etc

gas

this guy is too twisted even for us 👽