after five years of no sex, what would be a good opening line to someone on the beach?

Hi, I'm Surf and surfs up

Talk about the beach what a pretty day ⛱

thank you for bestie

We should go for a swim while we still can...

It depends what your goal is. Do you want to have sex with her at the beach? Or do you just want to make a friend?

Nice ripples

I just realized and appreciate by the comments that I really must just take a slow approach and not be thinking about my past and how I might never get laid again before I die as if that is important anyway.. -and simply enjoy the simple pleasure of words with a beautiful beach goer, though it often goes awry with my untrained Australian Shepherd who jumps up on them and accidentally pulls down their bikini briefs as I apologize profusely and then we have to exit quickly..

I heard you're supposed to ask them for directions lol

I have crabs. 🦀

Maybe I should just say 'Hey, I'm Canadian, - would like to move in with me and my Grandmother?
I have a really cool basement suite.

Sit down beside her, when she looks at you smile and say "I am an invisible man"

Oh oh, this one is good.

Can I buy you a drink?

you wanna play battle ship?Up periscope😂

I don't know a good line, but the one used the by the two college guys who approached my 30 year old wife on the beach didn't work: "Ma'am, you look so sexy! Can we have sex with you?" She was flattered, but declined the opportunity.

I've been single 8 yr, sexless for 10, and I wouldn't have any idea how to approach a woman. 99.9 pct guarantee a woman would not find me attractive or interesting, so if can manage those you have a better chance.