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I'll never get nudist. Not wearing pants kinda sucks.

At least some boxers or long johns. I get out of the shower and wait 20 minutes to dry. The whole time can't wait for pants. It's such a pain in the ass. You touch butthole on whatever you sit on. Can't just open the door to go out, dick just hangling and a dangling ready to catch on something. And the drafts, ohhh the drafts. BRrrrrr.

Nudism sucks. Naked is for bathing and for banging.
poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
for me it’s just the shame and embarrassment of having a body. like i can’t imagine a more anxiety inducing scenario than being naked especially around other people and in pictures. i can’t even imagine loosing my virginity with the shame i feel for having sexual desires and my hatred of my body and being naked lol
Incomplet · 22-25
@poisonouscupcake I was raised the opposite!
With a free thinking set of home nudist parents and a cool nudist California grandmother!

Ive been a home nudist since birth and I'm no raving beauty, but I don't care beyond being in fairly good shape and healthy.

I wish I could rescue you!

I 'm 20, I have rules too! But they're a LOT MORE REASONABLE! Mine are more for my safety & well-being, because I've got no inhibitors sometimes and have gotten into deep shit, by just "doing" something.
MethDozer · M
@poisonouscupcake we need to get you out more.
Incomplet · 22-25
@MethDozer
I am going to take her
@poisonouscupcake
out BLACK Friday Shopping!

Loan us MONEY 💰💰 💵💸💸
BlueVeins · 22-25
Sometimes I just sit around naked after a shower or whatever if it's warm in my apartment. Butthole doesn't touch the chair bc I'm not a freak who just spreads cheeks while sitting for no reason. I will say though, that after taking a dump, I feel like I kinda have to at least put on boxers after that. My bathroom isn't outfitted with a bidet and even if it was, I really don't like the thought of toilet seat grossness on my couch.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@BlueVeins
Butthole doesn't touch the chair bc I'm not a freak who just spreads cheeks while sitting
🤣
Clothes just feel good 🤗 Seinfeld did an episode with something like that with good naked/bad naked 😃
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
I haaaate being naked. Straight facts.
@MethDozer I love it I want one 😀
MethDozer · M
@SwampFlower hey baybee
@MethDozer That’s the weird thing, some people immediately connect basic modesty with "shame". Clothes are warm.
deadgerbil · 26-30
Dippyjoe would like to have a word with you
Nanori · F
But I love it when my boobs go dangling
MethDozer · M
@Nanori let's see 'em
Incomplet · 22-25
@Nanori Hmmm! Toasty warm nipples and Toes!
Nanori · F
@MethDozer
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I love being clothed too
Incomplet · 22-25
Your butthole (with proper correct & simple cleansing)
should be as clean as anything, except maybe your feet!

Buttholes a RECESSED anyway, you'd have to spread wide to "butthole" chair! 🤦🏼‍♀️
Just a silly argument!
Your hands are likely less hygienic after you touching a few things!
No one going to eat off of any chair you sit on! Wipe after using if you're a stinking Stinky l
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MethDozer · M
@Incomplet I do, but still wear pants.
Incomplet · 22-25
@MethDozer Good! Because your dangly thangly be touching and messing up chairs!

🤣
Miram · 31-35, F
I knew there has to be at least one thing wrong with you.

You have a butthole.
MethDozer · M
@Miram It isn't the only thing I have.😏
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I put my snatch in front of the heater
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@deadgerbil mmmm grilled cheese and roasted nuts,,
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SkeetSkeet full of the protein this Egyptian goddess needs MMMMM 🙂
@SkeetSkeet that could be the title of your memoirs
Skippyskiptic · 41-45, M
Why do you air dry? If you use a towel you can dry off in seconds
I actually agree with this.
Is this why you only send summer nudes?
@MethDozer Summer. My fingers arent awake yet
MethDozer · M
@V00doo probably a big part of it
@MethDozer Keep the clothes on Methy, it's ok to be warm and not put your butt hole on everything
empanadas · 31-35, M
Imagine sitting naked on a leather couch during the summer.
MethDozer · M
@empanadas The sound of pulling a piece of duct tape off the roll
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