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I'll never get nudist. Not wearing pants kinda sucks.

At least some boxers or long johns. I get out of the shower and wait 20 minutes to dry. The whole time can't wait for pants. It's such a pain in the ass. You touch butthole on whatever you sit on. Can't just open the door to go out, dick just hangling and a dangling ready to catch on something. And the drafts, ohhh the drafts. BRrrrrr.

Nudism sucks. Naked is for bathing and for banging.
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
I haaaate being naked. Straight facts.
@SwampFlower I swear I thought I the only one. 😳
MethDozer · M
@SwampFlower banging and bathing.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@MethDozer sometimes I sit in the tub with my bathing suit on even hahaha
MethDozer · M
@SwampFlower finally dry enough for my favorite red union suit. Three feet lf snow, hot cider with whiskey, Christmas radio, clean, union suit. All is right in this moment
MethDozer · M
@bijouxbroussard @SwampFlower I don't particularly enjoy it most times either. Not out of shame, it's just really inconvenient much of the time.
SW-User
@MethDozer what's a union suit??
MethDozer · M
@SW-User One piece thermal underware. Like long johns but a whole body suite.
You know those suites the farmer or cowboy or miner was wearing at night and had a butt flap for shitting? Those are union suites.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@MethDozer that's hot
SW-User
@MethDozer I love it I want one 😀
MethDozer · M
@SwampFlower hey baybee
@MethDozer That’s the weird thing, some people immediately connect basic modesty with "shame". Clothes are warm.