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I'll never get nudist. Not wearing pants kinda sucks.

At least some boxers or long johns. I get out of the shower and wait 20 minutes to dry. The whole time can't wait for pants. It's such a pain in the ass. You touch butthole on whatever you sit on. Can't just open the door to go out, dick just hangling and a dangling ready to catch on something. And the drafts, ohhh the drafts. BRrrrrr.

Nudism sucks. Naked is for bathing and for banging.
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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I put my snatch in front of the heater
Incomplet · 22-25
@SkeetSkeet don't catch them pubes on 🔥 fire! 😫🙊
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet can you roast my almonds too?
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@deadgerbil mmmm grilled cheese and roasted nuts,,
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@SkeetSkeet full of the protein this Egyptian goddess needs MMMMM 🙂
SW-User
@SkeetSkeet that could be the title of your memoirs