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Julien · 36-40, M
Does this rag smells of chloroform to you ?
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
A guy told me I turned his software into hardware.I though that was pretty funny and it's the only cheesy chat up line that has ever worked with me.He was gorgeous too.
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@tallpowerhouseblonde nice 😉
SarahConnorT800 · F
Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight, Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight."
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@SarahConnorT800 he must make me scream else I'm gonna make him 🤪
SarahConnorT800 · F
@ThaiGirl in my case she will
HumanEarth · F
Sarah I like that one
BohemianBabe · M
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
BunnyWarrior · F
I cant give you my virginity but I can give you the box it came in!
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
I'll have to remember that one. 🤣
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Ferric67 · M
That is funny
Lowkey · M
Do you wash those pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them...
slorollin · 41-45, M
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
aran1 · 36-40, M
One guy at bar just asked me this:
"I like waxed holes"
"I like waxed holes"
HumanEarth · F
Pisss, come here. I wanna tell you something.
We look like we're the same. Mind if I wear your clothes tonight
We look like we're the same. Mind if I wear your clothes tonight
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FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@FeetAreFantastic good one
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HumanEarth · F
My dick was naughty, wanna teach it a lesson
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