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Cheeseiest pick up/sex lines 🤪

[b][b][b][b][b][big][big]this is what someone asked me last night at bar... Tell me urs.[/big][/big][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]

[b][b][b][b][b][big][big][c=800000]My dick stopped breathing, can u perform CPR on it 😉[/c][/big][/big][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
Julien · 36-40, M
Does this rag smells of chloroform to you ?
I cant give you my virginity but I can give you the box it came in!
tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
A guy told me I turned his software into hardware.I though that was pretty funny and it's the only cheesy chat up line that has ever worked with me.He was gorgeous too.
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight, Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight."
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@SarahConnorT800 he must make me scream else I'm gonna make him 🤪
@ThaiGirl in my case she will
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Sarah I like that one
slorollin · 41-45, M
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@slorollin good one
slorollin · 41-45, M
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
Pisss, come here. I wanna tell you something.

We look like we're the same. Mind if I wear your clothes tonight
aran1 · 36-40, M
One guy at bar just asked me this:
"I like waxed holes"
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@aran1 hope he could slide right in u 😉
aran1 · 36-40, M
@ThaiGirl he did later
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Lowkey · 22-25, M
Do you wash those pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them...
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
@Lowkey what's that
HumanEarth · 56-60, F
My dick was naughty, wanna teach it a lesson
WindTherapy · 56-60, M
I'll have to remember that one. 🤣
Ferric67 · M
That is funny
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
ThaiGirl · 26-30, F
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