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Pervert with self awareness?

Unbelievable message received:

Hey!

You may block or report me if you think that’s the right thing to do. It’s not very nice to send an inappropriate message to you. So if you dislike people like me: don’t read any further.

My name is Jacob, 38, and I’m a typical online creep that likes to send photos of my penis to women. And I like to have naughty conversations about my perverse preferences.
So my question is: may I send a picture of my penis?

Jacob

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WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M

At least he asked

Fishy · 36-40, F

I mean... At least he was polite about it 👀

Sapio · 51-55, M

Haha wow!

emyphant · 26-30, F

I got him too#

not going to judge as i am pervert too

DancingStarGoddess ·

I mean... He DID ask.🤷🏾 That's more than most do before they throw the old raw sausage out there at us 😯

bobhall5868 · 61-69, M

Whew! Just when you think it can't get any crazier!!!

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Dear Jacob. You may send a tasteful fly undone preview and my team will assess if we need more information

GerOttman · 70-79, M

Soooo....

Did you decide on the block or the cock?

mindless · M

Got to respect the honesty

BohoBabe · M

That's unironically awesome.

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

What a Romeo lol.

Softy1 · M

I used to send pictures like that and I would ask politely before sending.
I evolved since then sorta evolved out of being perverse like that.

HootyTheNightOwl

He asked... most of them don't even ask first.

AliceJames · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl That's kind of the point I was making, but thanks for the mansplain anyway!

HootyTheNightOwl

@AliceJames Hilarious how I'm the one mansplaining... yet I'm not the only one to point out the fact... 🤣🤣🤣

AliceJames · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl It's a hard life.

Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP

That’s a new twist!!

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

Did you answer him?

Roberthouse · 51-55, M

Oh boy that's weird, if you reply he can send,

Px4545 · 31-35, M

well he asked, is progress (????)... well I guess not

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

What did you answer?

wetncthru · F

Your reply was ..........?

Ben1000 · 41-45, M

Who says the art of small talk and conversation is dead?

mindless · M

@Ben1000 have you seen it? Is it really small talk? 😳

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valobasa4ever · F

@Ben1000 🥂

Degbeme · 70-79, M

That guy gets around. Report and Block

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

He may have a humiliation thing going and so he starts out negging himself to get the ball rolling? I dunno.

Lot of folks are giving points for the honesty. I'd say he should also get points for being more creative than "Hey", "Hi", or "Hello". Getting an introduction longer than one to three words seems pretty rare these days...

DancingStarGoddess ·

@ViciDraco This. I ignore the shit out of "hi, hey, hi there" generic as hell and not indicative of a personality at all. It's lazy asf and I just know the next line is bound to be the equally lazy and uncreative "How r u/How are you?" If they can't take the time to type out a three letter word when they want someone to be interested enough to respond to them out of everyone else. It's a no 🙂‍↔

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

@DancingStarGoddess I really don't get the kind of people that reach out like that and then expect you to do all the work to carry a conversation. It's like, you are initiating this at least tell me what sparked your interest to speak up or provide something of substance to build from.

DancingStarGoddess ·

@ViciDraco yesss! When I take a chance and do respond to them they almost never have much to say and I'm doing all the work. For them to give me like two and three word replies each time. It's so pointless. But if I just say "What brought you to my DMs?" They say something vague like " nothing, just seeing what's up." And there I am like I don't know.. you're the one reaching out. Lol you tell me! They just sound bored and looking for someone to entertain them. 🙄

acpguy · C

I would block one like that. I don't have anything against nudity but not imposed on someone without coessential thoughts.

TexChik · F

Social media is a zoo. Hope you reported and blocked.

Masood22003 · 22-25, M

It shows how pervert people may get

SoftIceCream

There is probably .0001% of actual women that would say yes. Now there are likely also 80% of men pretending to be women that would also say yes just for a giggle.

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Next time, he'll just describe himself.

valobasa4ever · F

I did not even know "Pervert". Section is available here . 🪅

I always mind my own business. 🍭

Kiesel · 56-60, M

WTF…… smh

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

Neuman

he even used correct grammar. its a trap

valobasa4ever · F

WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M

@valobasa4ever What is with these dudes? Whenever I message anyone, I try to bring up something I see we have in common. My first thought is never that.

valobasa4ever · F

@WanderingHelplessly

Focus on a single approach.

Make an effort to utilize their seeds , even in online contexts.

WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M

@valobasa4ever Yes. I hardly message anyone because most get these messages from the pervs. I just interact on the questions

youngman1958 · 61-69, M

I am going to go out on a limb here and saw that any guy that uses the word 'naughty' is probably fucked up one way or several.

Richard65 · M

To be honest, I'd say he has zero self awareness. He's locked into his deviant worldview.

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M

Or a spoof account... who works in DMs 🤔

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