Do you give your hands sexual names applicable to when you feel like masturbating?

I'm right hand dominant so my right hand is 'Mrs Palmer'.

Because my left hand is oriented the other way it's her evil twin twisted sister called 'Miss Palmer'.

8-)

I know a lot of women refer to their boobs as 'the girls' or similar, but boobs aren't really able to be used for masurbation, at least not in any way I can think of.