I'm kind of frustrated

I went to Australia for two days this week, and got home at 1:25am this morning (Friday). And since waking up this morning, I've been stuck in 'horny' mode, all the while seemingly having forgotten how to do that right? Like, all such thoughts have been disjointed and confusing. Maybe pr0n would help with that, but it's such a mechanical solution.

Anyway, sorry for oversharing. Nobody wants to know this nonsense,

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

reject horniness
embrace sophistication

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@Matt85 No *proletariat intensifies*

UpForItNow · 22-25, F

Not at all, Dan. Prior to mobile phones I always used to pack magazine porn when on work trips. Once, the woman at the security point insisted on checking my bag. I said, 'Sorry, Lady, I tried to have you not see that."

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@UpForItNow I see. I'm not really one to keep material like that around - it's easier to hide on a computer.

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

You need to be more Grey Night and less Tyranid.

Btw, are you o TikTok. There are some hilarious 40K parody videos.

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@Burnley123 Nights are already dark enough. Grey Knights is something I've been considering though.

No I'm not. SW is enough of a time sink lol

SW-User

Aussie women have that effect on you eh?

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@SW-User No, it's the not wanking for two days 🙄

SW-User

@KiwiDan fair enough mate

jademonkey19 · 41-45, T

Our bodies have tides and rhythms; being horny is healthy. Maybe spend some time with the lights off and your eyes closed just enjoying your body?

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@jademonkey19 I did, in the end.

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