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I realized that the most boring part of cooking is chopping parsley

So I said fuck it and just put the whole leaves in, then one of them got stuck in my throat.
elafina · 36-40, F
I love doing that..i love chopping veggies and all... I'll come over to chop your μαϊντανό next time 😌
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@elafina Me too, I love mincing stuff.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@elafina please come!
Spica · 31-35, F
Haha I am lazy so I put a bunch in the food processor. One click and you're done 😋
We rely too much on finely chopped parsley & coriander in the Moroccan cuisine. We add those to almost every savory dish. Sometimes I store em in the freezer.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Spica hahah same here, especially parsley goes in everything and I do the freezer thing too. The thing I love putting in the food processor is onion. Put an end to crying 😂
Spica · 31-35, F
Hell yeah 🥲
Keeping onions in the fridge instead of room temp kinda helps with the crying part too lol @HannibalAteMeOut
Coppercoil · M
In a lit 9f old recipes they just bungled the herbs in twine cooked with them.. the pulled them out at the end. The whole mincing thing is a late practice.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Coppercoil ohhh I see I see. Who cooks for you then? 👀
Coppercoil · M
@HannibalAteMeOut i cook.. buuuuut.. i cook so basic. I pretty much bake everythingbecause all you got to do is put it on a sheet and oil it tgen come back when its done.. lol.. i cant be bothered with recipes.. its all just so basic.. im so easy to please when it comes to food.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Coppercoil hahah same I rarely ever make something that needs more than 1 hour to cook
GLITTER · 36-40, F
The most boring part of any cooking is the prep 😭

My favourite part is the eating
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@HannibalAteMeOut peeling carrots are worse imo they’re too long and thin and make a horrific sound when chopped 😬

Have you ever found mushrooms to squeak when you’re cutting them? I always feel it’s like they’re screaming in pain like noooo don’t murder me
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@GLITTER hahahah when I cut mushrooms with my fingers it feels lile murder
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@HannibalAteMeOut same 🫣
Straylight · 31-35, F
You ever just rip it up to save time? Really gives your meal that special, “fuck it, I’m tired” look.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Straylight yeah and sometimes I cut it with scissors
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@HannibalAteMeOut I do that with coriander 😂
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
Gagged by your own volition....I'm chopping forever off this learning experience 🤣I hope you are ok
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@11knaves11 I guess housewives and chefs know more than I do
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
@HannibalAteMeOut such a delicate pallet 😝glad your ok now👌🏽👌🏽
you know if you stick it in the freezer when you take it out it jus shatters
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Ozymandiaz smaaart
@HannibalAteMeOut I freeze fresh herbs to save them from going off so that's how I know
dimfok · 22-25, M
Ρε μλκ θα πνιγείς🤣🤣🤣🤣 Παντως αυτο που σου παν για κατάψυξη δοκιμασμένο και σωζει ζωες. Τι φαι εφτιαχνες ;
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@dimfok φακεεεεες αλλά το κακό συνέβη από τη σαλάτα 😂
SW-User
Parsley : choke biatch, feel our wrath. 😂
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User not bad mouthing anything ever again
Sweetpoison · 36-40, F
I would do that for you really quick, just gimme a big knife 😊
Unlearn · 41-45, M
No cutting corners when it comes to cooking...
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I am an expert chopper. I could be your prep cook.
PepsiColaP · F
Daddy parsley
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@PepsiColaP love him
and parsley is so tickly on the throat!
SW-User
This is why we shave pubes, for the same reason 👀
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User that's why we don't do the sex thing
SW-User
You must have a top quality knife set

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HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User no but still does the job

 
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