Fell into a 4.5 ft deep scour hole in a creek during a bridge inspection.Great way to end my day #icebathed.
Came into work today with a scratchy throat and now itβs sore and I can hardly speakOn top of everything else. I canβt catch a break coming or going
Have you ever been asked if you 'deep-throat'?I admit I didn't understand what it was until I looked it up! I don't know all the sex-acts in English, and I think it is an American thing anyway! Deep throating is a form of fellatio, when all of an erect penis is placed inside a partner's mouth....See More Β»
You know deep inside that you cannot succeed. But you do not have to stand against me.You can kneel. #JustGirlyThings
Uhh, this movie is so gaeeeSat at the computer rn so just put it on for background noise It's suuuch trash
I tried to name me and gabis child after my late cow lover Jennifer I think Gabi hates me now. Currently offering sucky sucky glug glug 3000s for $1 or buy one get one 50% off
Deep in the bosom of the gentle nightis when I search for the light Pick up my pen and start to write I struggle and fight dark forces in the clear moonlight Without fear Insomnia I can't get no sleep I can't get no sleep
It's been a week. I no longer have a fever, ear infection, dizzy spells or migraines.But this damn cough/laryngitis is still lingering. When am I supposed to stop sounding like a middle aged man? I want a specific date so I can add it to my diary.
I realized that the most boring part of cooking is chopping parsleySo I said fuck it and just put the whole leaves in, then one of them got stuck in my throat.