Have they tariffed your bum yet

Yes actually

I hope not it’s expensive

Twice, but jokes on them, I kinda liked it. 🤣

They probably have and I just didn't notice 😂😂

Its my greatest asset!

How do I go about doing that?

No so far as I've managed to smuggle it.

God no free entry 😏

Nope not a stretchmark on it.

I would think the 25% tariff also covers your bum, but I would have to sell it to an American, and then the American pays the 25%. It's all rather silly.

They can have the dags.. free of charge

It was never for sale.

Not yet. Maybe it's too big to tariff.

No.

But they reported it, as an "alien enemy."

That might be the only moneymaker he hasn't tariffed yet.

No they have not and they shall not tariff my meat missile but perhaps I will impose a sanction upon the world

There will be no importing my bum into the us