Some well needed advice
So, I was reading a Russian medical report about foreign bodies lost inside the rectum today, because well, who doesn't love a bit of light reading over a cuppa tea?
The author observed 14 people with retrograde migration of several different objects and, for the betterment of the population, I felt that the authors conclusion clearly needed to be shared with a few people:
When it comes to anal masturbation, the use of forks, pinecones, pressurised deodorant cans filled with flammable Butane gas, cucumbers, screwdrivers, hammers (and indeed other items commonly found in B&Q) are a BAD IDEA. Don't do this.
You have been warned.
And finally for those who didn't need me to share this with them, at least we now know why Putin has psychological issues.
The author observed 14 people with retrograde migration of several different objects and, for the betterment of the population, I felt that the authors conclusion clearly needed to be shared with a few people:
When it comes to anal masturbation, the use of forks, pinecones, pressurised deodorant cans filled with flammable Butane gas, cucumbers, screwdrivers, hammers (and indeed other items commonly found in B&Q) are a BAD IDEA. Don't do this.
You have been warned.
And finally for those who didn't need me to share this with them, at least we now know why Putin has psychological issues.
46-50, F
