My vote will go to

Whichever candidate promises me a government issued puppy

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Nanoose · 61-69, M

Yeah but if Harris promises you a puppy you will get a puppy. And it will be cute, cuddly and a loyal friend. But if Trump promises you a puppy you will get a badger wearing a puppy mask. And it will be mangy and it will bite you ever time you don’t bring the stick back to it. Cheers and happy weekend!

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Nanoose And who is going to pay for the puppy? 👂🏻

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@Nanoose Also if Trump gives you the puppy, it will have rabies.

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@LordShadowfire Yep. And worms. Cheers and happy weekend!