Please put your shirt back on

Sorry, I thought this is the image feed.

You said to make yourself feel at home

I am at home. I don't need to wear shirt

or bra

Make me.

But I just wanted to show off my new sequined onesie

What about my pants 👖?

FIIINE

*puts my pull over back on*

What???!!!
Let's make it that kind of party!

(BTW, I noticed that you didn't tell me to put my pants back on)

It is now.

🥺The stories I heard about you were all lies. Jk

Too late, I'm naked.

Your mom stole my shirt. She said it matched her eyes. It was pink.

but its hot!!

Fine but the hat stays on

Next you'll want me to put my pants back on too 🙄

I was going to show everyone my famous third nipple.

shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!