Were you aware of the faun that seems to reside in the snowy forest just beyond that portal thing in your closet?

I guess I didn’t know you had a roommate

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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

...wait, I didn't either, how long has he been there?!

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@thepeculiarpanda his nipples could probably cut glass right now

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

@CaptainBard Nipple*, we don't know what's hiding under the scarf. 🤔

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@thepeculiarpanda fair point lmao

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

What in the Narnia

GoFish · 41-45, F

the narnia wardrobe?

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@GoFish oh is that what you call it? 👀

GoFish · 41-45, F

@CaptainBard yeah ☺ with the fancy horses and castles and ships

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

You meant venison?

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

Hey man, the roommate addendum specifically allows for a lion, a witch and a single piece of furniture identified as a wardrobe. The faun’s gotta go or I’m closing the portal 🤨

Straylight · F

Oh, that’s just Francine.

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