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Why is there no Snow Woman?

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F Best Comment

Because we are hot … we melt snow .. makes it not possible to make snowman …
SW-User
And why not transgender snow friends?
SW-User
@calicuz Absolutely! I think I’ve seen it at least 50x 😆
Punches · 46-50, F
@SW-User that TG snowman is hung like taco bell 😄

That pizza the hut thing is nasty though.
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Punches

You need to tag @empanadas 🤣
bookerdana · M

is a puzzlement😤
calicuz · 56-60, M
bookerdana · M
@calicuz Hey.....😤 hot is extra
NatureGuy77 · 56-60, M
They go inside when it’s 65 degrees cuz it’s too cold
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
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Women are too hot 😏
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User

Wait, are you sayin I can't handle you?
SW-User
@calicuz Are you saying you can?
calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User

Baby girl, there's no woman I can't handle. 😎
SubstantialKick · 36-40, M
I guess the closest would be Emma Frost from X-Men.

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calicuz · 56-60, M
@SubstantialKick

they don't make em like that where i come from.
Punches · 46-50, F
@SubstantialKick You could not go down on her if she is frozen. Your tongue would get stuck.
Okay, so maybe there's no problem there...
Thodsis · 51-55, M
There are always snow women. The temptation to add two more lumps of snow is a common one.

As is the relocation of the traditional carrot. :)
Glossy · F
One difference between a snow man and a snow woman is…. Snowballs.

And then there’s this from 1968 …
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063171/
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Glossy

OMG, snowballs, that was brilliant... 🤣
She's right here waiting for you..
calicuz · 56-60, M
@WhisperingAngel

So hawt!!!
Punches · 46-50, F
@WhisperingAngel Oh my gyod that reminds me of that one member here who is always posting pics of herself running around in the yard who drawers sagging.
@Punches lmao
Wiseacre · F
They do exist, but not common!
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Wiseacre

Like a Saquatch?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
There was when my brother-in-laws were teenagers. Wear sitting at the kitchen table starting to eat and I heard my mother-in-law screeching “You boys get that off them snow men! There are children sitting at the table!!!!” They had made an anatomically correct snowman and snow woman…. Facing the big kitchen window, of course. 😂
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
There was in Frosty

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they are to hot,,🔥
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calicuz · 56-60, M
@SW-User

I hope she's not lost up there.
id hate to see where they jam the carrot oO
calicuz · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout

Such wisdom my friend. 🤣
SW-User
LOL, you can make you one. 😜 🤔 and the good thing about it, you can call it what you want. 😳
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@calicuz Will I go watch A,Fashion Show Live
Punches · 46-50, F
@JohnOinger Yes. And here comes a big ol mama Jama down the catwalk.

COULD you handle that much luvin, Mr. Johnny?

JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@Punches Nice & Definitly
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I used to make a snow person for each member of my family :P
calicuz · 56-60, M
@JimboSaturn

that's awesome, I'll bet the kids loved that. Now i'm going to do that for my son on the first big snow we get. Thanks for the idea.
revenant · F
because of the patriarchy
SoLeRiMix · 36-40, M
Who said so⁉️
😁
DrWatson · 70-79, M
At the college where I teach, students in the women's dorms make snow women outside their dorms.
SW-User
There was, but she melted once she hit menopause 😜 I know lame… just bored
SW-User
@Somewhereovertherainbow NO, pretty cool if you ask me. LOL 😄
@SW-User thank you 😊
nedkelly · 61-69, M
or no Transgender snow person
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@SW-User I am old school, and have know idea
calicuz · 56-60, M
@nedkelly

Keep scrolling @SW-User actually found one. 🤣
SW-User
@calicuz I did. LOL, 😂
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@calicuz] 😆because she has snow balls
SW-User
@smiler2012 No, because she produces ice milk. 😜
Pfuzylogic · M
Women would not have someone dress them up!
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Pfuzylogic

Now that my friend is real truth. 🤣
Wiseacre · F
We live in a sexist society...there is no mailwoman either..
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Wiseacre

Ya know, you're right!!!
lexiconic · 61-69, M
Because women are " So hot" but that's just my opinion 😏
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Snow people are genderless!
calicuz · 56-60, M
@AntisocialTroll

I beg to differ

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T
Snow women are like female dwarfs they just look like male snowmen
calicuz · 56-60, M
@WolfGirlwh0r3

No wonder they don't get laid.
SW-User
The funny ad to buy sw coins is taking up all the space
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Are you going to stick your finger in the snow?
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Justenjoyit

That's not what I plan on sticking.
Punches · 46-50, F
@calicuz
That's not what I plan on sticking.

Let us speculate the meaning of that... 🤔
calicuz · 56-60, M
@Punches

You're on a roll leggs!!! 🤣
empanadas · 31-35, M
Because some incel or pervert would fuck it in public

 
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