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Why is there no Snow Woman?

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F Best Comment

Because we are hot … we melt snow .. makes it not possible to make snowman …
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
And why not transgender snow friends?
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@calicuz Absolutely! I think I’ve seen it at least 50x 😆
CestManan · 46-50, F
@AlchemyFox that TG snowman is hung like taco bell 😄

That pizza the hut thing is nasty though.
calicuz · 51-55, M
@CestManan

You need to tag @empanadas 🤣
Women are too hot 😏
calicuz · 51-55, M
@AlchemyFox

Wait, are you sayin I can't handle you?
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@calicuz Are you saying you can?
calicuz · 51-55, M
@AlchemyFox

Baby girl, there's no woman I can't handle. 😎
bookerdana · M

is a puzzlement😤
calicuz · 51-55, M
bookerdana · M
@calicuz Hey.....😤 hot is extra
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
They go inside when it’s 65 degrees cuz it’s too cold
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
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Thodsis · 51-55, M
There are always snow women. The temptation to add two more lumps of snow is a common one.

As is the relocation of the traditional carrot. :)
Glossy · F
One difference between a snow man and a snow woman is…. Snowballs.

And then there’s this from 1968 …
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063171/
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Glossy

OMG, snowballs, that was brilliant... 🤣
SubstantialKick · 31-35, M
I guess the closest would be Emma Frost from X-Men.

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calicuz · 51-55, M
@SubstantialKick

they don't make em like that where i come from.
CestManan · 46-50, F
@SubstantialKick You could not go down on her if she is frozen. Your tongue would get stuck.
Okay, so maybe there's no problem there...
they are to hot,,🔥
There was, but she melted once she hit menopause 😜 I know lame… just bored
SW-User
@Somewhereovertherainbow NO, pretty cool if you ask me. LOL 😄
@SW-User thank you 😊
nedkelly · 61-69, M
or no Transgender snow person
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@SW-User I am old school, and have know idea
calicuz · 51-55, M
@nedkelly

Keep scrolling @AlchemyFox actually found one. 🤣
SW-User
@calicuz I did. LOL, 😂
She's right here waiting for you..
calicuz · 51-55, M
@WhisperingAngel

So hawt!!!
CestManan · 46-50, F
@WhisperingAngel Oh my gyod that reminds me of that one member here who is always posting pics of herself running around in the yard who drawers sagging.
@CestManan lmao
id hate to see where they jam the carrot oO
calicuz · 51-55, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout

Such wisdom my friend. 🤣
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Snow people are genderless!
calicuz · 51-55, M
@AntisocialTroll

I beg to differ

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
There was when my brother-in-laws were teenagers. Wear sitting at the kitchen table starting to eat and I heard my mother-in-law screeching “You boys get that off them snow men! There are children sitting at the table!!!!” They had made an anatomically correct snowman and snow woman…. Facing the big kitchen window, of course. 😂
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@calicuz] 😆because she has snow balls
SW-User
@smiler2012 No, because she produces ice milk. 😜
Wiseacre · F
They do exist, but not common!
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Wiseacre

Like a Saquatch?
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
There was in Frosty

[media=https://youtu.be/8SXTEcdl4fU]
DrWatson · 70-79, M
At the college where I teach, students in the women's dorms make snow women outside their dorms.
SW-User
LOL, you can make you one. 😜 🤔 and the good thing about it, you can call it what you want. 😳
Wiseacre · F
We live in a sexist society...there is no mailwoman either..
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Wiseacre

Ya know, you're right!!!
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
I used to make a snow person for each member of my family :P
calicuz · 51-55, M
@JimboSaturn

that's awesome, I'll bet the kids loved that. Now i'm going to do that for my son on the first big snow we get. Thanks for the idea.
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
Snow women are like female dwarfs they just look like male snowmen
calicuz · 51-55, M
@DiegoWolfe

No wonder they don't get laid.
Pfuzylogic · M
Women would not have someone dress them up!
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Pfuzylogic

Now that my friend is real truth. 🤣
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@calicuz Will I go watch A,Fashion Show Live
CestManan · 46-50, F
@JohnOinger Yes. And here comes a big ol mama Jama down the catwalk.

COULD you handle that much luvin, Mr. Johnny?

JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@CestManan Nice & Definitly
lexiconic · 61-69, M
Because women are " So hot" but that's just my opinion 😏
revenant · F
because of the patriarchy
SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M
Who said so⁉️
😁
SW-User
Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
Are you going to stick your finger in the snow?
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Justenjoyit

That's not what I plan on sticking.
CestManan · 46-50, F
@calicuz [quote]That's not what I plan on sticking.[/quote]

Let us speculate the meaning of that... 🤔
calicuz · 51-55, M
@CestManan

You're on a roll leggs!!! 🤣
SW-User
The funny ad to buy sw coins is taking up all the space
empanadas · 31-35, M
Because some incel or pervert would fuck it in public
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calicuz · 51-55, M
@SW-User

I hope she's not lost up there.

 
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