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Straylight · 31-35, F
Here’s some more food for thought. As the song goes, all good boys go to heaven. However, it’s also common knowledge that all dogs go to heaven. Because a man must be good but there is no qualifier for the canine admittance into heaven, we can only assume that a man has to work to be considered at least as good as a dog. 👩🔬
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Miram · 31-35, F
It is autumn and I am still getting roses in my garden. That's how generous nature is. I also got shat on by a bird today, again. Many men are birds not plants.
Ontheroad · M
He might also cherish you for all time. The word "might" is as tricky as the word "if".
Fishy · 36-40, F
Then turn him into a plant 🤔
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
One day you will find one who helps you flourish. 💚💚💚
caccoon · 36-40
@Harmonium1923 or maybe not but I could still live a fulfilling life
NerdyPotato · M
Plants are definitely better than men, especially potatoes.
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
Also why I love dogs more than humans
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@DearAmbellina2113 Hell, sometimes I like books more than humans.
Classified · M
Threaten to put them in the earth too. 😤
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Gotta find the right one.