I bought some paracetamol off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

I get stoned from even a small dose of paracetamol. They don't really have it here, but I was in europe about to do a presentation and I had a wicked neck-ache from the plane ride. So my colleague gave me two and within minutes I was looped and couldn't really present.

You couldn't just start with ordering a toaster like the rest of us, could you? 🤔

You tickle me. 😆

adds new meaning to the phrase "you stand out in a crowd"

Thats not how you use it 😬

I want to hear how you say these cray things 😆

Now you're your own light

Is that like meth?

It's just Tylenol.

And you can buy some aspirin and also die of a fentanyl overdose why not complete the combination

Another way they get rid of their nuclear waste.

Nice 250 Watt globes now

Glow titties🥰