I like touching rusty spoons with my salad fingers

Wonder if him and Jimmy played hide the sausage.

Someone's been on the port and cheese again.

We're going to have to put up with some more expensive ritualistic twattery again soon.

Signs of serious heart disease! How did he get the ring on?

I remember that line somewhere else c:

He's fingers look alarmingly swollen 👀

Sausages?