You gotta fight like you’re the 3rd monkey boarding the Ark..

If you're good with the knife, you won't need to share... 🤔

Cut one third off both apples at the same time

You realise its not math but reality and ask everyone if they even want some apple.

I only know how to cut the cheese.

Stab one of the other two people.

You stab one of the people to death...problem solved...🤣🤣🤣

Kill!