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46-50, M
United States
In a Relationship
Straight
265 views · 10 followers · Online: Days ago (date?)
A man of infinite jest
Join Time
1st 6 Mths of SW
Comments
2500 Comments
Groups
100 Groups
Days Active
3 Mths Active
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Do you ever go ahead and jump? Jump! You say you don't know and you won't know until you begin
46-50, M
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2 replies
5 views
Jun 16, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Do you ever jump up and down and then run the bases?
46-50, M
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1 reply
3 views
Jun 16, 2019
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Miscellaneous
So the moon landing was just preproduction filming of 2001, fired up in a canister to the Van Allen belts so it would look more aged, right?
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46-50, M
2
10 replies
21 views
Jun 16, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Now SW is advertising for lawyers ... probably for all the perverts?
46-50, M
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16 replies
22 views
Jun 15, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Looked up at an ad on SW and thought “Find a PetVet” was “Find a Pervert,” which really could be an ad for SW.
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1 reply
7 views
Jun 15, 2019
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Community
I-tampon or I-pad?
46-50, M
0
8 replies
18 views
May 24, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Is it wrong to moan in a very low octave because your cold has stuffed you up?
46-50, M
0
19 replies
16 views
Apr 19, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Any one can be Santa! Why not a meowy like me?
With my towel that is red, I will wear it on my head. I could be Santa Claws!
46-50, M
4
3 replies
29 views
Mar 15, 2019
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Pets, Animals & Nature
How could Scrooge make Tiny Tim well if even the best medicine money could buy in Victorian England was leeches, breathing mercury, and amputation?
46-50, M
4
19 replies
31 views
Mar 9, 2019
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Movies & TV
I said, I said, another mint julep or a snifter of la fee verte?
Lawdy, mah thirst!
46-50, M
1
2 replies
3 views
Mar 5, 2019
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Food
So SW doesn’t stand for Similac Worlds? And here I was looking for advice on powdered formula. :(
46-50, M
1
8 replies
11 views
Mar 4, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Why do 70s tv shows end with the main character smiling or laughing, then the scene freezes, and the credits roll?
CHiPs and Wonder Woman were the worst perpetrators ...
46-50, M
4
17 replies
14 views
Feb 25, 2019
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Miscellaneous
So happy I can post GIFs on the ‘puter *says old technophobe man*
46-50, M
4
2 replies
29 views
Feb 19, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Where’s Mariocrespo? I’ve got a 5’6” tall chocolate heart that is supposed to go to him.
46-50, M
1
2 replies
20 views
Feb 14, 2019
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Miscellaneous
What nationality do I look like?
46-50, M
5
13 replies
63 views
Feb 8, 2019
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Miscellaneous
She was a sinus dripper. Box of Kleenex, yeah.
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3
6 replies
8 views
Feb 1, 2019
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Miscellaneous
She meows on Meow Street. Meatloaf cat on Meow St.
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7 replies
15 views
Jan 28, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Just watched People Are Strange. Jim Morrison ...
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46-50, M
3
1 reply
9 views
Jan 28, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Would you face the face?
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2 replies
16 views
Jan 27, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Is it bad that the lady at Walgreens looked at me like I was a hobo who had rolled someone for their debit card?
I’ve been sick, went in unshaven, and had old clothes on because i had to dig out the car.
46-50, M
7
34 replies
22 views
Jan 27, 2019
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Miscellaneous
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