I’m not saying you should start a war with Italy.

I’m just saying if you wanted it, order a carbonara and then without tasting it ask the waiter for ketchup.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Spaghetti Car Banana

Fishy · 36-40, F

@Elessar

ElRengo · 70-79, M

And if you do it........the Italians would be right!

Roundandroundwego · 61-69

Buy mayonnaise once a week.
They'll cringe for months before asking you "per que?".

SnailTeeth · 36-40, M

Will the chef please cut my gnocchi for me? It's too big.

checkoutanytime · 41-45, M

Didnt Italy announce no pride month, in favor of family month? I didn't know asking for ketchup would be all it takes to burn the vatican down, seems to easy.🤔

Castenmas · M

@checkoutanytime I’ve no idea. But surely you’d know Italy and the Vatican are not the same country.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Ask for a knife.

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