if only 144,000 people will attain salvation

according to jehovah's witnesses, whyy would they dress in suits, subject themselves to the heat on bikes, and jeopardize their ownnn chances at salvation..going door to door? while i think it is silly, there is a part of me that has mad respect for ANYONE who can plaster a smile on their face in those conditions!! imagine believing something So Hard that you would brave the texas heat!!!

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Majorlatency · M Best Comment

They have it wrong. God is not a big fan of bicyclists....

2 Corinthians 2:17 – For we are not, like so many, peddlers of God's word, but as men of sincerity, as commissioned by God, in the sight of God we speak in Christ.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Majorlatency whatttt this is the best response ever hahahaha

Majorlatency · M

@foldedunfolding Thanks for BA. It's mounted on a plaque on the mantelpiece. My Mum will be proud of me!

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

@foldedunfolding Some bicycle seats can cut off circulation around the pelvic area and therefore, I assume that blood flow to the brain could be similarly interrupted.

exexec · 70-79, C

@Majorlatency I have studied the Bible for half a century and missed that reference. Great! I'll use it the next time somebody tries to get me to buy a bicycle.