i have this tiny lil ingrown hangnail and it's turning green

@Noreaster a lil green alien burrowed in and covered himself with my skin as a blanket ♡♡ he is cooing right now

@foldedunfolding We have to be nice to those little green aliens and make sure they are safe and warm.

@Noreaster yes, sometimes we play the ET game..i ask him to glow, then i hold up my hands and tell gas station attendants i need to phone home

@deadgerbil it's my middle finger tho..wouldnt want to be rude

@foldedunfolding how long did it take to get like that tho

@deadgerbil a day

@foldedunfolding Ew... I mean, uh, yay?

@DunningKruger you're just peanut butter and jealous bc i have gone NUCLEAR

@foldedunfolding Oh, I had something like that on my finger once years ago. Smelled like rotten potatoes. Nasty.

@Degbeme aw bb

@BLP11520 my grandpa always used to say, "if you have a headache..take a hammer to your big toe". have u had headaches?

@foldedunfolding Not lately, I had a sore shoulder for about 2 months I kept waking me up, it is better now

Advil were my M&Ms LOL