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Thursday Safety Folks!!

Don't add to the population, Don't subtract from it either. Consider breakfast prior to booze. Stay outta the hospital, the newspaper and jail. If however you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

An enjoy your day.

🙂☕
How does one establish dominance in a prison?
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Mindfulness Call some shots I think. What rap songs claim.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
@Mindfulness

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Fullmetal · 46-50, M
@Mindfulness being careful what goes in your prison wallet....
Pfuzylogic · M
Gotta do a lot of push-ups and weights to establish dominance. Respect is enough!
Pfuzylogic · M
@Punxi
Sounds like at least a grad degree in logic and persuasion is required!
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic Logics part is being acquired. Been pers'wadin' since I was seven.
Pfuzylogic · M
@Punxi I am quite certain your opposition hasn’t stood a chance since seven. Especially if you had a daddy with a melting heart!
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
*Does the Spider-Man 3 dance to establish dominance*
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Punxi Is this a marriage proposal?
Cause I accept😌
Punxi · 26-30, F
@JRVanguard See bout gett'in ya moved to my cell. An some tighter pants.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Punxi Right away wifey😋
THECHANGINGFACEOFEVIL · 41-45, M
Didn’t someone once say, go forth and multiply!
@THECHANGINGFACEOFEVIL [image deleted]
It's less productive.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@THECHANGINGFACEOFEVIL Were talkin no abandonin future baby mommas.
dubkebab · 51-55, M
Like much of what is real in the realm of folk music,I'm stealing parts of this for my AA speeches,customised to my experience,naturally.

This one time they were offering me five years in the big house and I'm in my cell doing hours of pushups,squats,jumping jacks...then the judge gave me a year in the county...whew.Let gut out,get job in kitchen,gain 50 pounds.But there's already a folk song like that I'm pretty sure.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Uh, thanks?
Punxi · 26-30, F
@DunningKruger Carry on, sir. 🙂
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Great advice!
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Preach, preach, preach!!! Don't do this! Don't do that!

It's all I ever hear from you!
Spumoni · 46-50, M
Long day! Portland was the usual Portland.

 
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