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Thursday Safety Folks!!

Don't add to the population, Don't subtract from it either. Consider breakfast prior to booze. Stay outta the hospital, the newspaper and jail. If however you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

An enjoy your day.

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dubkebab · 51-55, M
Like much of what is real in the realm of folk music,I'm stealing parts of this for my AA speeches,customised to my experience,naturally.

This one time they were offering me five years in the big house and I'm in my cell doing hours of pushups,squats,jumping jacks...then the judge gave me a year in the county...whew.Let gut out,get job in kitchen,gain 50 pounds.But there's already a folk song like that I'm pretty sure.