Life in a shoebox

So...figurin' my Halls....way is soooo tiny that if'in I Decked the livin shat of it I'd amount to a festive Glade plug-in air freshener with tinsel on it. Could spring for a spig of mistletoe but ain't got narry a smootcher to aim it at. How bout you? Got yur double wide all...lit up an....stuff for Santa?

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Bexsy

Got the place all decked out lol dang !
Glad you back. Miss the smiles you bring me

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Bexsy

@Degbeme 🧨 comes in small packages 😝

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Bexsy So do diamonds. 😬

Bexsy

@Degbeme imma diamond? Awee you sweet

Lmao 🤣

itsok · 31-35, F

I have a few festive plants because my therapist encouraged me to throw away my dead ones.

Spumoni · 46-50, M

I have the front room at the place I'm staying smelling like peppermint sticks. Need mistletoe

TexChik · F

My Santa put mistletoe on his belt buckle last year . 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Whyme · 46-50, M

Hows it goin aint seen ya in a while

MoonlightLullaby

I've missed your humor. Welcome back!💛

Punxi · 26-30, F

@MoonlightLullaby Good to have been missed for it is your company I've kept in mind in my absence I assure you. 🙂👋

BackyardShaman · 61-69, M

Where you been? I mistletoe you!💋

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

Am I supposed to understand what this means?

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itsok · 31-35, F

@MartinTheFirst only if someone doesn’t understand the dialect

Punxi · 26-30, F

@itsok Heard it said that a picture might just paint a thousand words more or less. Have always held close the notion that a few words then ought paint a picture of there own.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Punxi your comments and stories are cute and funny 😁

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